In best Heywood Floyd voice: “DELIBERATELY BURIED …”

I don’t know if this is real or not. But if they made a monolith toy that hummed or vibrated when you touched it? That would be the frikkin’ GREATEST collectible ever and I SWEAR I would fork over so much cash for one.

Can you imagine having writer’s block, or trouble concentrating, and using this plus black coffee to get your game back?

If it doesn’t hum or vibrate, though, this would fall firmly into “pet rock” territory.

For now, any extra money I might have for fanboy squandering will be saved for a nice Green Lantern ring.  (They appear to be sold in abundance from multiple sources — whether or not with DC’s blessing remains unclear to me.)

 

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One thought on “In best Heywood Floyd voice: “DELIBERATELY BURIED …”

  1. Frank says:

    Ah, for me the trick would be in making the monoliths a perfectly absorbent black, which, to be fair, even the films didn’t do.

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