Oh, Jesus.

Of course it makes sense that Christian voters see Donald Trump as the candidate God wants. Haven’t you read the Bible?

Jesus embraced the money lenders, mocked the sick, built a wall to keep the Samaritans out, and then turned around and grabbed Mary Magdalene by the pussy.

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