There should be a new drink called “The Donald Trump Presidency.” Any cheap Russian vodka will do, but the secret ingredient is that it needs to be bought illegally over the Internet.
Pour it in a “yuge” glass, stir it up like misguided populism, and insist that it’s “GREAT,” even if tastes like piss. Then drink it until you’re a racist braggart and an imbecile who can’t form coherent sentences — or at least until you make sexually suggestive remarks about your own daughter.
It might taste like a bitter pill to a majority of Americans, but certain Republicans will cheerfully swallow it down like a fake news story. The only danger is to Republican partygoers is that they might grow so belligerent that they fight amongst themselves, dividing their party.
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