I trust my gay friends more than I trust Republicans.

With my friends, “playing for the other team” doesn’t mean the god damn Russians.

Anyway, I have a novel idea for protecting the West from Russian aggression.

We should somehow change the acronym “NATO” to “NEATO,” so our five-year-old president will decide that he likes it.

 

 

 

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